My encounter with Barbara Streisand

Back in college I was chatting with some career counselors and another employee walked in and I told her "Hey you remind me of young Barbra Streisand." I said it as a compliment because personally I thought she was hot in her prime, despite the huge schnoze, but for some reason she took it as a Jewish insult. I was kind of taken off guard by the reaction; "How so", I asked. She went off about because of the holocaust Jews have a smaller gene pool and blah, blah, blah. The other counselors were telling her I meant it as a compliment but she wasn't having it. She said to me "Now look here, mister..." and I started laughing because she actually said "look here, mister."
Of course this set her off even more because she apparently thought I was laughing about the holocaust and I just looked around at the other people and they were just as stunned as I was, one even shrugged his shoulders. It seemed like everyone instantly shut up once the "H" word was mentioned.

Of course this didn't stop me from asking her out in the middle of her bitch fest. Man, if I could have taken a picture of the expression on her face I would've put it on a billboard. It was a mixture of rage, amusement and confusion all in one.
Then she promptly left the room.
One of the counselors turned around, looked at me and said "you're my hero"

Whatever... I'd feel more heroic if I actually got to boink the young Barbara Streisand.