Dumb bug encounter.

I finally saw one of those locust thingees that only come out every 17 years or so in a parking lot as I was walking towards my car after work. I have to say that they are a lot smaller than I thought. I guess I'm just used to the extreme close ups I've seen on the news and such. They have a pretty cool color pattern going on as well as really cool red eyes. Also, they're extremely DUMB. When I approached this thing it started freaking out and buzzing all over the place while making this annoying screeching sound. Apparently I startled it so much that it fell on it's back with its legs thrashing wildly while still making the screeching sound. I felt sorry for the little dumb ass and flipped it back over and then it kept on buzzing around, screeching like an idiot. Anyway, I started getting bored and considered killing it, but I figured the birds flying around would eat the little fucker so I left. When I got to my car, I looked back and noticed that two sparrows were in the exact spot where I had left the little bug so I imagine it's bird poop by now. Oh well...poor little retarded bug.