Went to the Old City with Kate to check out that new club Red Iguana and somehow she got ahold of some free passes so there's no way I'm passing up free shit!
Anyway, we get to the door and this fat, ugly disgusting fat body of a bouncer with his pubic hair goat tee told us that they were no longer accepting the passes. The passes had a deadline of 10pm, but we showed up at the door way before that, but the fat motherfucker still said he couldn't accept them, hiding behind some lame ass excuse that he was just following orders or some shit.
Anyway, we were both pissed off and walked away trying to find something else to do and when that failed we decided to take the infamous "Tour of Booty™" stroll through downtown and when we passed by the club again we noticed that the same fat fuck bouncer cunt stain was letting people in who had the same damn passes as we did! To add insult to injury, it was past 10pm!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! We couldn't believe that shit!!! We got snubbed by some lame ass bullshit club that'll probably be out of business in 6 months!!
I can understand why they turned Kate away because she's nowhere near as awesome as I am, but ME??!! They turned ME away?!!! Un-fuckin'-believable! Kate suggested that we were turned away because we didn't fit the Aborcrombie(sp?) and Bitch crowd or some bullshit. If she were a slutty sorostitute and I were more hip, we would've gotten in. I told her that she should shut the hell up before I did it for her and so we continued walking
Fucking Red Iguana... I hope that bitch burns to the mother fucking ground! A curse to all who go there. May your dicks rot away and fall off and your viginas become puss filled, putride pits of disgust!!! FUCK YOU!
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