CHICK HAIR. (another kick in the groin)

What's the deal with girls who walk around with mustaches? I'm not talking some Geraldo Rivera action, but like some 13-year-old boy peach fuzz. Why don't they mow that badboy down!?! If I can see it in the three seconds it took me to walk past you then you most certainly should have been able to when you were primping up before coming out.

NOTE: This post was set off by a cute girl that works at the local grocery store a couple of blocks from where I work. Nice body, cute face, nice personality...BUT SHE HAS A FUCKING MUSTACHE! When I first crept up on her (yes, in that pervy way) I was thinking "good times" but then she turned around and HOLY SWEET BABY JESUS HERE'S A SPONGE TO SOAK UP ALL THOSE TEARS! Here I am thinking I'm stepping up to J-Lo and she turns out to be Groucho! Marx, that is. Peep THIS if you don't know who the hell I'm talking about. Seriously, I think my MAN STICK™ turned into a toothpick.

I can understand the really, really, really, really busted girl who doesn't have a chance no matter what she does (I wouldn't blame Rosie O'Donnell or Janet Reno for sporting a 'stache, who would even notice?), but when a relatively cute girl could go from a 3 to a 7-9 with a little help from the Lady Gillette, why the hell not?

Of course there's the issue of heredity. I can't hate on a girl (too much) for getting a bad genetic hand dealt to her; that's just unlucky. But take care of that shit! This is the 21st fucking century!
Nair that shit off, burn that shit off, wax that shit off, toxic waste that shit off...So many options, so little sense for them not to choose one of them and stick to it!

I should really start looking at women's faces first.