The other day I was at the public library checking my email and surfing the web for no good reason when I got a text from a friend of mine. While I was texting them back, one of the clerks walks by my computer and pauses for a second. I look up and saw what caught her attention. Apparently for some unknown reason my computer suddenly linked to a masturbation forum all by itself while I was busy texting! I was completely unaware!
Anyway, eventually I made the "walk of shame" past the clerk's desk and I'm sure by now that she had told all her co-workers about the incident so I decided FUCK IT and held up the palm of my hand and gave her a seductive wink as I walked past her.
She made a look of utter revulsion and looked like she was gonna call the cops, but we both know that she wanted a piece of my MAN STICK™.
I need to find a new public library.
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Oh, how funny! Just for personal information, when you do find another library, when you are texting someone, shrink the browser if you can. And exactly HOW does one get on a masturbation forum by accident? Enquiring minds wanna know...
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MAN STICK???
ReplyDeleteOh my, you dark knight, you!!