Good GOD.

A guy I know is notoriously inept when it comes to using q-tips. Why? I have no idea, he just is. As long as I've known him, his girlfriend has always routinely cleaned his ears for him. Well, one day, he gets a bug up his ass that must have whispered "your ears are filthy!" and he decides it's time to clean them. She can't at the moment and he gets impatient as hell and does it himself. When he's finished, he complains of a little pain in his ear. He dismisses it and goes to sleep and wakes up with a pillow covered in blood and he CAN'T FUCKING HEAR WITH IT. So, he goes to the doctor and tell's them what happened. The nurse laughs and calls the doctor in. The doctor laughs and calls OTHER people in. Even his girlfriend chimed in laughing while his ear is steadily drowning in a puddle of his own blood. The worst part? They couldn't do anything about the damage yet because there was so much blood in the canal. All they did was give him some antibiotics and some ear drops to help it drain and told him to come back in a day or two when the blood has drained lol. So he's deaf and in pain and they can't do shit about it for another day or so. Fucking TARD.