Today the secretary came into my office and asked me if I could help the fed ex lady bring in some computer equipment. Hell, why not... it's not like my time is valuable or anything.
ANYway, I walk outside to meet the fed ex lady and she immediately looks at me up and down and says, "yeah, that's what I need!" before loading me up with heavy equipment.
Now I'm going to assume that she meant she could use my strength since I'm a fairly big guy, but the way she kinda...lingered below my waist kind of makes me think otherwise.
Either way, I feel so cheap and used.
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umm...you mean fairly big guy right?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! Yes, I did mean FAIRLY big! Thanks for looking out! How funny!
ReplyDelete*laughing hysterically* Sorry. I am unable to feel any sympathy for you.
ReplyDeleteCheap and used, eh? Is that all it takes? Hmmm...
Ooooh yeah! She was digging your tra-la-la! I mean what normal woman wouldn't?? ^_^
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