Fucking charities

get a job!

I'm sure if you're a late-nighter youve seen the commercial of an older santa claus looking fucker trying to persuade viewers to donate some money to less fortunate countries so that children can see doctors and blah blah blah...

So he tries to lay the guilt trip on the viewers by saying, "you've probably got it written down somewhere on a nice to-do list..." (something along those lines) "but whats 80 cents a day to you? three quarters and a nickle..."

Anyway, in one of my weaker moments I actually did sends some money and that's when the nightmare began. If you're thinking about donating to these fuckers expect to get TONS of junk mail asking for more and more money, but it doesn't end there, your address is forwarded to other mooching charities who in turn send you tons of junk mail asking for donations as well. Greedy mother fuckers. It ended only when I changed my address, but I'm sure the new tennant of my old apartment is probably getting slammed with that shit.

Another thing that always made me kinda laugh, was that they're always talking about the squalor and filth these kids live in, at which point, they pan the camera around, and there's ALWAYS a dog, goat, or pig rooting around in shit.
These kids can't be TOO fucking hungry if that dog/goat/pig is still alive.

Speaking of kids in all these commercials they always showcase this little girl called Maria. Okay, I'll overlook the fact that "Maria" seems pretty plump for a starving child, but she's been a little girl for 10 years now! Either they show digitally remastered re-runs or the little bitch is some kind of animatronic contraption or maybe she's just a midget.

And doesn't it piss these poor fucks off seeing some fat ass old white guy strolling through their little slum, exploiting their misery along with the dozen or so film crew, lugging around their hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of equipment? You think these people spend the night there? Hell no! After they finish filminig they go to their fancy hotel rooms back in the city and abuse the hell out of room service and discussing what they're gonna do with all the loot their gonna scam out of suckers like me! Bastards.

Fuck you Santa Claus and your little mutant, non aging freaky midget Maria!