"I'm Late."

"I'm Late." Two of the most terrifying words a swinging bachelor could ever hope to hear from a woman. A few nights ago, a girl uttered these words to me
As soon as she said this my mind started racing slightly slower than the speed of light.
"Am I ready for a kid?"
"What am I going to do?"
"I can't afford this!!"
"Is it mine?!!"
"I don't wanna change diapers!!"
"A swift kick to the stomach should do it."
"What would the neighbors think?!!"
"It wouldn't take much to make this girl disappear."
"How much is a plane ticket to Singapore?"

Then I realized something... I've never had sex with this girl. In fact I've never even seen the girl naked! What a relief!
Well after realizing that, I officially stopped caring and continued working on my animation as she mumbled on about not knowing what to do and planned parenthood or something, blah blah blah.