What I think of Sex and the City.

total STDs: 232 and counting

Okay, I was at friends house who is a huge Sex and the City fan and was in the middle of watching season four and since I didn't have anything else to do, I decided what the hell. I've heard so many people rant and rave about this show, but I've never seen it to form my own opinion. Plus it's a chick show.
Anyhoo, it's about 4 upper class white chicks living in the middle of manhattan boo hooing about all the hardships in their lives including men, shopping, sex, relationships and other pointlessly stupid shit that no one but upper class manhattan chicks would bitch about.

I didn't even bother remembering their names, but there's the brunette who is a spoiled museum director who's mission in life is to get knocked up by her equally boring and spoiled husband, but she can't have a baby because her ovaries are as useless as her career.

There's the redhead who is some kind of attorney who jogs and bitches and somehow got knocked up by her ex boyfriend who recently got one of his balls chopped off.

There's the blonde bitch who is a slut from hell and probably fucks about 20 guys a week and NEVER uses protection. Seriously, she literally fucks random dudes she meets in the street and yet she doesn't have a single std?? In real life this bitch would be covered in herpes and genital warts and other unknown lesions. This bitch should be so ripe with disease that plants would wither and die as she walks past them. Dogs would suddenly convulse and die, birds would fall out of the sky as they fly over her contamination zone. The bitch is a walking biohazard.

Last but not least is the cheater played by the horse faced Sarah Jessica Parker. She is by far my LEAST favorite character in the whole show. Turns out that this bitch cheated on her near perfect boyfriend with a dude who treated her like crap. That gets an instant hate on from me since I fucking HATE cheaters and everything about them.
I lost a lot of respect of the near perfect boyfriend because HE TOOK HER BACK like the chump stain that he is! What the fuck?!!! There is no fucking way I would ever take back a dirty fucking cheating whore of a skank back! Oh and big surprise, my friend tells me that they split again and she eventually ends up with the dude she cheated on him with!
BULLSHIT!!
Not only is she a dirty dirty cheater, she's dumb as hell. She doesn't even know how to work a computer, yet she lives alone in a huge ass apartment in nyc, working as a columnist?? Get the fuck outta here! Also, she has ZERO sense of style since all her clothes look like a collection of aborted fetuses sewn into fabric. They should have an episode of her being arrested as a hooker because that's what she looks like.
Another observation I've made is that despite her grotesque horse face, Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body. It's obvious that she works out on a daily basis, yet her character is pretty much a junk food eating couch potato who is never seen in a gym. Would it kill them to have her join a club? It would explain her six pack.

Anyway, this show does have its moments, but then again the worst shows have moments too and although this isn't the worst show I've ever seen, I don't picture myself watching over and over again like my slightly obsessed friend does.
I worry about the girl sometimes.