Crack funk.

Well, I just had a rather interesting conversation with a friend of mine. Among other things, we discussed my bathing practices. Ok. All is going fine and dandy, until this happens:

Quote:
Them: you're the first person that i know of that washes their crack
Me: wtf? Everyone washes their crack
Them: i have never known anyone who does
besides you
Me: ok so you don't wash your crack or butthole....What if you sweat down your crack? And of course you can't completely clean your butthole with toilet paper...so how do you actually clean it?
Them: toilet paper?
Me:???

Okay when I was young and learning how to bathe by myself, no one ever came out and said, "Wash your crack and asshole". I just assumed that I was supposed to wash everything, especially areas where human waste was involved, very thoroughly.
If you dont clean your ass, something is wrong. unless you are in a bath, in which case, you are gay or a woman. Bathing in your own filth, no matter how many fragrances or bubbles you put in there is NOT going to was your butthole, people. I don't see how anyone can feel clean being covered in their own dead skin cells and reeking like ass.

It reminds me of a chick I used to date who suffered from a bad case of crack funk. She either didn't know how to wipe thoroughly or she's one of these freaks who just can't be bothered with washing their own asses and it was PAINFULLY apparent after she did a number two. This was especially devasting to an ass man like myself! It's very difficult to admire the flawless shape of a well shaped female buttocks when you're being cock blocked by a wall of funk.
This was an attractive, educated woman with high standards, yet she still suffered from crack funk??

This is a phenomenon that bears investigating... by someone else... blech.