Crazy town

A guy I know who is in the military told me how psyched he was about going on base this weekend. Apparently he and a bunch of buddies of his plan on shooting the hell out of each other with pellet guns. I'm not talking about those wimpy air powered daisy guns, but the C02 powered guns that can actually cause some damage.

Normally I would question the intelligence and sanity of anyone who would do such a dumbass thing, but then I remembered he was from morristown. After that realization, it made perfect sense.
For those who don't know, morristown is a breeding ground for dumbassery and ignorance on a biblical scale, not to mention it holds the honor of being one of the fastest growing meth producers in the region.
I have never met anyone from there who wasn't a little.... "off". In fact, now that I think of it, some of the most fucked up stories I've heard from friends and the media involve people who are from that area.

I think it should be renamed Crazy-town and be quarantined until the inhabitants die off or interbreed themselves into extinction, then I could enjoy the beautiful scenery there in peace.


Am I exaggerating?
Maybe.

Am I unfairly generalizing an entire group of people from the actions of a few, thus contradicting various things I've said in the past?
Yeah, but I'm awesome so I can get away with it so there!

Why am I talking to myself?
I.... don't.... know.