Life is kind of like poker. Sometimes you get dealt a shitty hand, so you cut your losses and fold. Sometimes, you get pocket aces and you can't lose even if you tried. Sometimes you get a mediocre hand and bluff your way into a good pot.
And sometimes you play your hand perfectly and get fucked on the river and two goons take you out back and break your legs and arms because you don't have the money you owe them and now you're a cripple for the rest of your life all because you were a stupid cocky little dipshit.
That concludes today's words of wisdom
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Yeah!!! Or something....
ReplyDeleteCould you tell me which river that is? I'd like to send all my dumbasses on a canoe trip...
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