One drawback to being a black man.....

... fat women automatically assume that you are interested in them. I can't remember all the times when some fatty gives me that "look" as if I'm naturally drawn to their fatness.
Now I'm not talking about a girl with some curves on her (which I like), but I'm talking about those disgusting huge land monsters who look like they are wearing several life preservers around the area where their waist is supposed to be.

True, most black men have more appreciation for women with a little meat on their bones, but it doesn't mean we're friggin' chubby chasers! Well then again, I have seen some brothers out there with some big fat shamu looking whale chicks, but that doesn't mean we ALL like big fat shamu whale chicks, especially me!

So if you are one of these women and you see me walking down the street, please don't waste your time and start flirting with me, assuming that I will fall under your spell of jiggling and wriggling fat rolls. The most you'll get is my lunch all over your too tight shirt as I throw up all over you.