Big ASS trucks.

Why do people drive them? I'm not talking about your mid sized or even full sized trucks, I'm talking about the HUGE trucks that are slightly smaller than I semi.
I can't understand why people drive them in everyday life. (I'll refrain from making the obligatory over compensation for a small penis quip.)

No, I won't go on and on about how bad they are for the enviroment and other tree hugging hippie bullshit. The fact is, I like the big trucks and I wouldn't mind driving one either. However, I would drive it when I needed it. Like when I need to
move furniture or pull out tree stumps or haul a small house across town, etc.

For everything else I'll drive a regular sized car.
Driving a huge 500 horsepower diesel monster truck to go grocery shopping doesn't make any damn sense. It just seems like a waste... it's like driving a bulldozer to go to work.
But I guess there are people out there who don't mind spending a small fortune fueling up their giant artificial penis mobiles (okay, I couldn't resist).

Anyway, like I said, I don't have anything against oversized trucks. I believe they serve a purpose and there are some things that only they can do and admittedly they are fun to drive, but, like a bulldozer (I've driven both), once you're done with the job you leave it in the garage until you need it again.

In the meantime drive something more sensible and stop worrying about your painfully average dick.