Everyone just jumped on the bandwagon. "OMG! KIDS LIKE CUMPOOTER ANIMATED DOG POO! WE'LL MAKE MILLIONZ! AMIRITE!?". And the sad thing is that it's true. Kids will love anything cartoony. Heck, think about the good times you had watching Pee Wee's Playhouse. Now think about how you felt when you saw an episode last month on Adult Swim. Next thing you know you're wondering if the producers were on LSD.
Besides that it's cheaper and faster to have a couple of people at a computer building models than to have an entire studio hand drawing, inking, and paneling. Hand drawn animation (outside of Asia) is dead. Cheap bastards.
Seems like there's a new 3d movie out every fucking week and most of them are fucking forgettable. I can count on one freakin' hand the number of movies out of hundreds that didn't suck complete and total uterus... well the ones I even bothered to watch. The premise of most of them makes me want to throw a puppy through my television:
It deals with some crazy group of animals that learn some stupid ass life lesson, The end, roll credits and I die inside just a little bit more.
Fuuuck.
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