-The whole "plus-size" bullshit and 300 pound women talking about being "beautiful" and railing against the discrimination of a world that refuses to accept their "natural beauty".
Bitch, you're fucking fat. You're not plus-size, you're not a big/strong/empowered woman, you are so fucking lazy and eat so damn much that you now have trouble walking short distances. Honestly, a friend of mine who's a nurse has told me many stories of people so fat that they broke their wrist trying to get up. Now that's just fucking ridiculous.
- People who criticize, but can't take criticism. If you can't take it then shut the fuck up and get out of my face.
- Church snobs. You're not any better than me or my parents because you go to church and like to pretend that you know something about Christ or religion in general. No, you are a smug, pompus asshole-- there's a big difference.
-Environmentalists: Stop talking so loud so that everybody will know within a 3 mile radius what you're attempting to save today by donating a small portion of your savings/giving blood/not eating animals. Help a real cause like inner city schools, AIDS research, cancer, youth programs and keep your smarminess to yourself! I can go out and do something nice and not have to rely on the reaction of others for that "warm fuzzy feeling", keep on fellating yourselves you pricks.
-"Thug life" and how so many of my fellow "bruhs" are apparently committed to anything and everything that makes black people in general look like retards. It's everything from speech to clothing to walking and even driving. Why take such pride in looking, sounding, and acting like a fool? It is especially prevalent in the South, where you find some of the most embarrasing examples of the race ever to walk the earth.
- Couch potatoes that watch stupid talk shows all day like jerry springer or dr.phil.
- hate girls/women who can't finish a single sentence without using the word "like". And all they talk about is "cute guys" and like...how cute they are.
- Rabid Liberals.
- the entire freeway suddenly brakes when a highway patrol is writing someone a ticket.
- Rabid Conservatives
- People who are terrified of silence and get on my case when I don't fill the air with idle chit chat. Just because I'm not talking doesn't mean I'm "angry" or having a bad time, it simply means that I don't have anything to say at the moment. Sheeesh, don't project your insecurities on me.
- People that are afraid to step out of their boundaries and try something new
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