Pure commercial hatred.

-herpes commercials......... It's like some nasty slut is on there like "It's not the end of the world for me, because I use valtrax" at the end it says "YOU CAN STILL PASS HERPES EVEN WHILE TAKING VALTREX" so it should be the end of the world for you, but you just don't care

-The geico commercials were already played out, with the "I just saved a bunch of car insurance blah blah blah" now they got this stupid lizard and its even more annoying.

They should just combine them all into one:

"'ello, luv. The bad news is it seems you've got 'erpes. I've got this medicine 'ere. It'll give you stomach pains, diarrhea, and more 'erpes."
"What's the good news?"
"I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."

-"It's not lacking in meat, and that's what a real woman needs." Banshee cackle aside, fuck you, you ugly slut. God, I wanted to shove my foot in her cock garage for saying that!
As if the racial and sex stereotypes weren't bad enough, you have the bullshit sense of entitlement to a guy with a huge dick? Fuck you. Go get some fucking breast implants before bitching about size. By the way, the last thing I want to think about when I'm eating a damn sandwich for lunch is penis innuendo. Thanks for ruining my appetite, as if your looks didn't do that already.
Her friend was hot though.


Geico. So easy a caveman could do it.



-"Red Bull gives you wings!" No, it fucking doesn't. You know what else it doesn't give you? Competent artists and animators and voice actors and writers for your commercials. And you know what that doesn't give you, Red Bull? My fucking interest in your product and my money. How about you change your slogan to "Red Bull doesn't taste like shit anymore"? But make it true first.

Another weak ass commercial, but for Lean Pockets instead of Hot Pockets:

Bunch of retards playing poker when one of their girlfriends comes home. "GEE YOU GUYS ARE FOUR OF A KIND."

Squirelly Retard: FOUR OF A KIND???!!!! I FOLD!

....what? That's some of the gayest shit I've ever fucking seen, no offense to any gay people who might be reading this. But you should disown that fucking commercial, because that shit is so gay I'm sure it's responsible for hate crimes.

I like Ovaltine commercials, they remind me why I never hang out with Mormons... filthy animals.

I also hate those bodyspray commercials more than anything else. Are there really nerdy desperate guys expecting random models to break into their house and molest them as soon as they put the spray onto their acne-filled pasty bodies?

Oh god. the herpes commercial is on RIGHT NOW!