Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Plumber's crack

Why does it still exist? In this day and age, why in the blue hell does it still exist??

I have never understood how someone can get dressed, go outside in public and not realize that their pants are hanging past their waist.
Are they in denial or do they just don't give a damn? Perhaps they just enjoy giving the world the privilege of beholding their hairy pimply glory as they bend over to pick up a random object.

I wonder how these people shop when I see them. Do they just pick out some random pair of pants that looks like it might come sort of close to fitting them and then say "Eh, close enough" and buy the pants without even trying them on? I guess since they can't be bothered to try on the pants itwould be too much to hope for them to buy a belt.

Maybe they truly don't know and all it would take is for someone to walk up to them and inform them that their hairy crevice is offending the general public. Of course no one ever does, myself included. I would much rather take a snapshot of the offending spectacle with my phone and send it to a few of my friends and remind them that I really do care that much.

The only people who can get away with the dreaded plumber's crack is a hot chick, of course they can get away with just about anything, but that's a rant for another day.

In the meantime, all you non hot chick peole rocking the crack, STOP IT. Jesus thanks you.


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