I was still on the couch, watching the movie 'Cabin Fever' that Candy left when Chaunda called. We chatted for awhile and she asked if she could come over and hang out. I said sure. One thing I don't have to worry about Chaunda is inane conversation. She asked what movie I wanted to see and off the top of my head, I said 'Blair Witch Project'. I dunno why I said that. I guess it's because I've never seen the movie before and I finally wanted to see how good or how bad it really was.
When Chaunda got here, we watched Cabin Fever first which was a lot more entertaining than I thought. It was badly acted, the plot was dubious and "borrowed" heavily from other movies and it was pretty gory. In other words: Instant Cult Classic!
We both noticed that the word "fuck" was said a LOT of times in this movie. So much so that you would be shitfaced in a few minutes if you dared to do a drinking game to this movie. You know: take a shot of booze everytime "fuck" was said, to all my clueless readers.
Then we watched the Blair Witch. Good lord this movie sucked. It really sucked BAD. I wanted to strangle the female lead sooooooo badly. Stupid cow wouldn't admit that she didn't know what the fuck she was doing and she eventually got everyone killed.
It was so lame. I feel sorry for the suckers who paid 8 bucks to see this movie when it first came out and the whole "Blair Witch phenomenon" was in full gear. Whatta scam. Interesting concept, but poor execution. I felt more ill than scared. The people were so damn annoying, they couldn't die fast enough for me. Especially the damn woman!
After that shit fest, we watched Law and Order for awhile until I eventually gathered the strength to do some grocery shopping and I think atrophy was starting to set in anyway. I hugged Chaunda good bye and drove over to Wally World. Not a bad night for being a potato
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