I rented House of the Dead last night. My god, I knew it would be a bad movie but I never imagined HOW incredibly bad it would be! It wasn't even the fun kind of bad like a Toxic Avenger or Ghost of Mars, this was just soooooooo BAD! I thought this movie might have potential because the director said he was heavily influenced by Romero's Night, Day, and Dawn of the Dead movies, but I was wrong. I don't think Romero would ever dream of having zombies do back flips in the air and leap 20 feet straight and and perform Matrix like kung fu! Hell, these freaking things could swim fast than olympic class swimmers! Pure Crap!!
The ONLY thing that sparked my interest was one of the chicks in the movie had a very impressive body, but she never got naked! Blah! Then again, it's the first of the month so every broad suddenly looks good.
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