My near homosexual experience

This happened about a week ago:

I had just gotten out of the shower at courtsouth (I RARELY shower at the gym, but I wasn't going straight home) and I was drying off in the bathroom and as I was walking out, I got distracted by a mirror, so I did a little sexy flexy while I turned the corner, as a result of my vain gesture, I almost bump into a butt naked old dude who was bent over (drying his feet I hope ). My wang was mere inches away from doing the naked bump and grind with some old dude's bunghole. My god, that was the first and hopefully LAST time I've seen a naked dude from that angle! Yet another reason I don't shower at the gym!!



Fortunately nobody else was in the room and the dude didn't notice me as I backed quickly away.

THE END.