Tuesday, July 6, 2004

Spiderman 2 review. SPOILER WARNING!

PROPS:



Awesome Doc Ock design. They really pulled it off well and the actor who played him was excellent and like everyone else has said, those cool little things he did with his tentacles was just too cool. I like the fact that the arms had so much personality to them.



Lady on the violin singing the Spiderman theme!



Great fight scenes. My faves being the bank and the train. Spidey and Doc were landing some vicious combos on each other.



Peter's crappy life. Man, this kid couldn't buy a break!



John Jonah Jameson. Came damn close to stealing the whole movie. Awesome work!



Minorities were repped quite well.



Hospital scene was my absolute favorite! Old School Raimi camera tricks and sound effects! They even had a chainsaw! Groovy!



Bruce Cambell cameo was cool, though he's lookin' a bit chunky.



Elevator scene



Parker bouncing off the two cars. Ouch!



Rain drops keep falling on my head montage. Freeze frame= instant classic!



GRIPES:

TOO MUCH FUCKIN' AUNT MAY!!! Seriously, why did this old bag get more screen time than Doc Ock??



Too much mushy crap! I've said it before that I don't think Kirsten Dunst is an attractive woman and seeing her busted face on the big screen made me cringe. MJ's a cock teasing whore. She could at least have dumped Jamson before the wedding. That was foul!



Too many screaming broads! Damn, I think I lost some of my hearing.



I thought Spiderman unmasking himself on the train was totally pointless. Where the hell did those brats find his mask?



Too much yappin' not enough action! (midway through)



The ending really dragged on. Almost as bad as the end of Return of the King.... well maybe not that bad.



Overall, an enjoyable movie, but I won't be seeing it again without a scene selection option or at least a fast forward button.



Question: What's up with Chocolate Cake Girl? At first I thought she was supposed to be Gwen Stacey, but she's not pretty enough. Is she just another friend or relative of Raimi's, given a cameo or is this actually going to lead somewhere down the line??



Comment: I bet Ock's wife was a hot piece of ass in her prime!

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