Trix are for kids?? FUCK YOU!!

You know what's ALWAYS bothered me? Cold cereal mascots



I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT! The Trix rabbit, for example: I dunno... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids! I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY. Fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fucking mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit. "Silly rabbit Trix are for kids" How fuckin' racist is THAT? What, rabbits aren't good enough to eat a human kids' cereal?? Hell, imagine how they'd treat the poor fluffy white bastard if he were BROWN.

Fucking rabbit just sits there and looks depressed. FUCK NO! I wouldn't take that shit! I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin kids and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of those whores and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.



And what the fuck is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?

I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think

"Hey, there's a cool lookin' human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him" NO.I'd be thinking:

"that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"

another thing... what the hell is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast" last time I checked, cereal WAS breakfast. They show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big?? Well maybe I do when I'm bulking or I'm feeling depressed and food is my only to relieve the pain, but most people DON'T!!



Don't even get me started with that fucking Leprechaun