I was chatting with a friend today and I was shocked and dismayed over the devastating problem she's been having.
my friend has been having.... TOO MUCH sex.
Man, this hit me like a ton of bricks. I mean what do you say to someone going through that ordeal. Mere words aren't going to do any good. I just wanted to comfort her until her skull cracked open and all the red colored goodness poured out into the street.
Oh WHY must my friend be burdened with such a foul curse, o lord!!!! She's never doen anything to deserve such a fate!!! Take me, God!!! Take Meeeeeee!!!!! PLEASE....
no... really.... take me.... I've been in this fucking drought long enough. This is fucking ridiculous, man! Too much fucking sex, cry me a fucking ocean! How about too much of my BOOT up your ass! Huh? Ya like that??!
Not that I'm bitter or anything... time to kill some fucking kittens.
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I don't know... I'm kinda envious. Maybe you should introduce me-- I want to know what it's like to have TOO much..
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