Two condoms are walking down the street and they pass by a gay bar. One condom looks at the other and says, "Hey, you wanna get shit faced?"
GET IT?? SHIT FACED!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! You see it's a GAY BAR! Anal sex!! That's where SHIT is!! Condoms go head first so that means it would have shit on it's face...if...it..actually had a...um...face...let's see....hmm.... Ah fuck it! It's still hilarious!!
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That is just too vivid an image...
ReplyDeleteYeah, you just seem to prove my friend's thesis right by that kind of joke.
ReplyDeleteAnd only you can get away with telling jokes like that to me, but I'll never like that one. And I'd already heard it when you said it at IHOP though.
ReplyDeleteOh boo hoo. I'm sure you'll live through this little trauma. Your friend's thesis is unoriginal and incomplete so I don't take too much stock on what her "results" say. I might as well start believing everything Micheal Moore says about Bush.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the joke! I feel so dumb:P
ReplyDeleteWell you are.
ReplyDeleteHow would you have any idea if i was dumb? Your really rude..
ReplyDeleteHaha.. Go Kat.. She is very dumb.. jezz how cant u get that joke!!! lol
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