Ever notice when you have sex with a girl, her entire demeanor changes? She can be the frumpiess most plain looking girl on the planet, but when you start sticking your meat stick in her promise land, she morphs into something else. Her unimpressive dull eyes suddenly become these sexual chauldrons of uninhibited lust, particularly when she's sucking you off. Her annoying shrill voice suddenly lowers to a level that makes Jessica Rabbit sound like Betty Boop. Her somewhat average body suddenly explodes into a writhing, pulsing, girating mass of pure sexual energy. Her ho hum hair becomes of wild tangle of sinful pleasure that drives you insane as it caresses your body and it seductively covers her face as she stares intensely at you with those firery eyes of hers.
After you unleash your load and look over at the girl, you find out to your horror, that she has morphed back into the frumpy ol' plain Jane that barely interested you enough to get wood in the first place.
Is there some kind of chemical in our bodies that tricks our senses when we're horny? Is it the lack of bloodflow to the brain that causes mild hallucinations?
Personally I think it's some kind of shady jedi mind trick women employ to ensnare men because everyone knows that women are inheritly evil like that.
Have I mentioned I haven't had sex in four months?
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