My take on Terry Shiavo

In heaven can you imagine the injustice Terry will surely endure? She will be the laughing stock of the pearly gates. Mother Teresa and her cilqe will chuckle snidely in the heaven locker room as she is changing. "I thought she was bulimic?! Look at her thighs!"

And imagine how pissed the pope is going to be? This guy was supposed to die a month ago. But he couldn't cause this damn woman is taking all his damn heat!!! I have no doubts when Terry meets John Paul II he's going to give her a thourough verbal lashing. (Jesus style) "I'm the ambassador of god! Who the fuck do you think you are, bitch?!"

But if we are to follow the fundamentalist train of thought who says she will be going to heaven? Technically she is committing suicide.

All kidding aside... this poor woman. All she wanted to do is be skinny. Now all she is a object of ambitious politicians looking to remain in office and push their own agendas. Good lord, they could at least grant her a quick death. I heard her skin is starting to peel and bleed because of dehydration. That's pretty fucked up. The "experts" say she doesn't feel any pain at all, but the truth is, doctors have no way of knowing what coma patients are going through. Hell, they can't even cure the common fucking cold. Basically they're just guessing. Imagine going through unrelenting, unbearable pain and suffering and you can't even scream. NOT my idea of a fun time.

I usually don't involve myself in these kind of affairs unless they affect me personally, but I don't know why, but I had to comment on this. Maybe it's because it's easter. Maybe it's because I'm full of my mom's incredible home cooking that's lulled me into this rare sense empathy. Maybe it's because I'm going through a somewhat serious crisis myself and talking about the Shiavo case puts things in perspective. Who knows. I just had to say something.