Okay, apparently I have the power to make pregnant women to suddenly go into labor.
I visited my sis a couple days ago to help move some furniture around the joint and hung around for a awhile to mooch off their cable. Eventually I got up to leave, but not before poking my sis in her belly with my finger and headed out.
The next day at work I get a call from my mother that I was now an uncle again. Apparently my sister started having contractions 30 minutes after I left. I must've hit a nerve cluster that promoted this sudden birth since the kid wasn't due for another 2 weeks! Or maybe I'm just a god. Do not be afraid, my children. I bring you the gift of life! *angels sing before combusting*
Another crazy thing is, that when I pulled out of the driveway that night, Etta Jame's song "born under a bad sign" was playing in my car. WOOOOOooooooOOOOoooo! Spoooky! Hopefully this little crumb snatcher won't grow up to be some evil monster bitch or something.
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How is the little crumb snatcher? I've been waiting for updates, but you haven't been forthcoming...
ReplyDeleteWell J,
ReplyDeleteSince my deadbeat uncle of a brother doesn't want to disclose info on my TWO beautiful daughters, I'll do it myself!
Ariana is almost 4 and a real diva!
Kayla(the crumbsnatcher)will be 1 in a few weeks and she is not evil!! She is very funny, cute, and laughs a lot.
She also gives my bro suspicious looks ;so she is very smart too! ;)