Friday, March 11, 2005

You know your monkey ass is drunk when....

Late last night after having some drinks with a friend of mine, I decided to do a little shopping. I got my usual shit and was going on my merry way, when I briefly got distracted by something. I continued my shopping and it took me a full 20 minutes to realize that I was pushing an empty cart. I left my cart on the other side of the store. Scary thing is, I have no fucking idea how the hell I ended up with an empty cart in the first place! I don't even know why I was walking around for 20 fucking minutes in the first place! I think I was looking for popcorn.... patio furniture. I don't know what the hell I was looking for!

I decided to hang around the store for awhile and drink a bunch of water before driving home. So fucked up.

1 comment:

  1. *laughing really hard*
    I wish I would have been there to see that!!

    Course if I would have been there, it wouldn't have happened...

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