So I'm sitting in my office tonight, downloading some music and I started thinking about dumb ass cliches, idioms, proverbs or whatever the fuck you call it and I realized how much they pissed me of. So I thought I'd do a little rant:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." i used to eat an apple every day, and ended up having raging diarrhea! Shit doesn't work!!
"You can't have your cake and eat it too" come from? What else am I supposed to do with cake? Have it. Own it. Possess it. Guide it through grade school under the aegis of your love and caring? Just don't eat it. Marie Antoinette tried to get a bunch of people to eat cake and they cut off her fucking head!
"It's always the last place you look"
No fucking kidding. What retard goes,"hey, there's my physics book! Hmmmm... wait. Maybe it's not here, in front of me, on the table. Maybe it's actually under my Acura! Let me go look!!Jesus titty fucking Christ, I want to punch people in the face when they give me that lip.
-"Love will happen when you least expect it" ---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!yeah, get the fuck outta here with that. That's a line involved people give their loser single friends to "encourage" them.
Hey... wait a minute...
"Just be yourself" ---this shit only works if you're actually an interesting person. If you're a rude obnoxious, smelly, toothless ugly, annoying piece of garbage, it probably won't work for you.
Then again...
"Good things come to those who wait" ---BULL shit. You go out their and fucking take it and step on whoever gets in your way!
"A cat has nine lives"
Really?? Then that cat I splattered across the street a few days ago must've been on its last one. What are the odds???
"If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
What the fuck kind of bullshit is this? That question is a typical example of humans' tendency to place themselves as the center of all things. Gues what? If a tree falls in the forest and there are no people around, it STILL makes a sound. Sound doesn't stop because humans aren't around to witness it. That's seriously fucking stupid. There was an extremely long period of time where there were no people, just dinosaurs and crap, you telling me when a tree fell back then there was no sound? You telling me if a meteor slammed into Mars that it wouldn't make a sound? Bullshit. It's so overly arrogant to believe that all things in nature require a human presence in order to occur or be acknowledged. Yes, the tree does make a sound, stop being aso fucking arrogant and thinking humans need to be around for sound to occur.
Downloads are finished. Later.
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ReplyDelete-"Ignore them(women) and this will drive them crazy and they'll start chasing YOU!" --bullassfuckincuntshit. Maybe it's just my Curse™, as I have witnessed it for other guys, but it's simply not true for me. If I'm trying, I at least have a .00000000000000000000000000000000001% chance. If I ignore them, then that drops to absolute zero. Heh, when I go the "ignore" route, then they simply don't even talk to me, and it's as if I ceased to exist. As soon as they invent some robot women that are programmed to "love" you, this will no longer be an issue though, as real women will become obsolete trash that nobody truly wants to deal with.
-zpac
Damn dude. You've got some issues concerning women!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, It's not as crazy as you might think. Ignore them doesn't mean literally ignore them. What it means is, laugh, talk, dance, flirt, but don't try to necessarily go any further with it. Interact with women, without trying to get into their pants, and they'll appreciate it, normally.
-p
So, really. The wrong place at the wrong time? When's the right time to be at the wrong place? If it's the right time to be there, then it's not the wrong place!
ReplyDelete-K
i always thought it was "it's always in the last place YOU'D THINK to look" which obviously makes more sense.
ReplyDeletethat was good reasoning on the cake issue.
-zoe
How about "slow and steady wins the race?" Yeah, right, that's a sure way to get fired!
ReplyDelete"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt" always disturbed me. So do you actually play UNTIL someone gets hurt? That's pretty morbid!
ReplyDeletebluu
Ok, I'm caught up on the blog again, and have to pick on you about the tree thing. Since when is anyone able to "witness" a sound? It's philosophical and physiological. Sound only exists in the receptor. Sound waves exist no matter what, but sound only exists within something able to receive and interpret the waves. Therefore, if there are no receptors around, does it really make a sound? No. Think about it.
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