Why is it I have an easier time resisting a ridiculously sexy fitness trainer/model than a Reese's bar? Maybe because the fitness trainer/model doesn't have a crispy peanut buttery center that melts in your mouth and makes sweet love to your taste buds until your mouth explodes in a chocolatey orgasm. If there was only a way to combine the two, I would definitely stock up.
Wait... that would be cannibalism.
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I am SO with you on that one!! What do you say we get together and have chocolatey orgasms together?
ReplyDeleteSince I blame you for getting me hooked in the first place...
Hahaha! Okay, that sounded like the beginning of some very bad porn!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, nobody forced you to eat those Snack Barz! Don't blame me for your weakness!
Yeah, the chocolately orgasm idea sounds great! It's been awhile sense I've shared one of those with somone. I guess the diet can take one night off.
Just let me know.
Like D. Kn. type bad porn??? *laugh*
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean no one forced me?? What do you call that gun to my head and a male voice screaming "Eat it!!! Eat it!!!" ?
I think we should splurge -- and have two in one night. Screw the diet.
mebbe you could build a chick outta reece's sticx like that star burst commercial!
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