Tuesday, September 6, 2005

Memoirs of a dumb ass.

Kids are stupid and I was no exception when I was a lad. Here's an example:

Once, when I was a kid, I asked my dad, who was watching TV in the living room, if I could watch cartoons. He said "Sure son! Right after the news goes off." and promply changed the channel to CNN.

............I waited for 6 hours before I finally figured out the news wasn't going off.


Fuck.

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHA! That's funny!

    My father is big on classic rock... so as a child he used to quiz me on the names of the bands. His favorite to piss me off with was The Who.

    A who song comes on. Father asks me who it was. I would say I don't know... who? He said good job you're right. Confused I would ask who again. He said you got it. I was still confused... took me a few years to finally understand that it was The Who... until he started on the Guess Who songs... and when I said, who? He said almost right.

    God parents love to mess with our heads don't they.

    By the way I am only writing this much on your comments because no one else had!

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