So I was talking to my friend earlier today and the subject of pizza came up. We were talking about the kinds of things we've put on pizza, what's the best commericial pizza, etc and that's when he told me that he loves putting mayonaise on his pizza. Fucking MAYONAISE!
What kind of fucked up insanity is that??
Mayo on anything is pretty nasty, but Mayonnaise on a pizza is a SIN. The instant someone thought of that, God Himself should've come down in a flash of light, saying "wait, wait HOLD the fuck up. I will END you if you go any further with that."
I couldn't believe he would actually do that to nature's perfect food, Next time I see him in person, I'm going lay his ass out with a devastating right hook.
bleh!!
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eeew that is utterly disgusting! Your mate has some problems!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm... I love mayo. I'm gonna have to try it on my pizza next time. Maybe a mayo-only pizza? Yup, that's my plan.
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