The quest begins...

weapons of choice



Years ago I experienced a condom like so other. It was super thin, but strong. Unlike regular condoms, it didn't feel like I was wearing a freakin' balloon. In fact, it didn't feel like I was wearing anything at all! I had to constantly check and make sure it was still there! Unfortunately my girlfriend at the time only bought a 3 pack (part of gag b-day present) of this mystery condom and they were soon gone.



I had recently called her and asked her what brand it was. Well at first she was a little surprised since we hadn't talked in 2 years and she was living in another state, but I was calling long distance and I didn't have time to chit chat. She said she had forgotten, but she picked them up in Charlseton in some porn shop. Well, that sure as hell wasn't any help and I hung up on her while she said something about being in town soon and seeing each other again or something blah, blah, blah who cares.



I've searched everywhere for that damn condom: grocery stores, porn stores, walgreens, back alleys, hookers, whatever, but no luck. I was about to give up hope until i discovered a nifty site that offered a sampler pack of the world's top rated thin condoms! Cool! One of them has to to be my Holy Grail of Contraceptives! This is going to require a lot of testing and sleepless nights, but it's something I'm prepared to do. Any ladies with some helpful hints or who want to help are always welcomed. Wish me luck!