People who clap when they laugh (rant)

Isn't that the lamest shit in the world? I dont get it. You're not at a comedy club, sit your happy ass down somewhere and laugh like a normal person. Stop being so damn annoying
Why the hell do people clap during movies? It's not like the actors can hear them, but I sure as hell can! Oh my God! An explosion!!!! Let's get up and hoot and holler like a bunch of fraggin' retards!

And what's up with people covering their mouths and bumping into shit? I swear I never understood this shit at all. I remember sitting in a cafeteria in high school and some chick falls and drops her lunch and these guys were busting a nut laughing, covering their mouths and jabbing each other. One dude comes up behind me and yells "DAMN THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY!!" Okay, it was pretty funny and I did laugh my ass off, but I didn't have the urge to cover my mouth, bump random people, scream a bunch of shit and flop around like a damn epileptic fish.

Then I discovered that the unwritten Black Rules of Laughing™ were first given out via this show called Def Comedy Jam. Check some old episodes of that back in '92. It's in the Black Behavior Rulebook® now that we're supposed to have seizures and go generally fucking insane whenever we find something funny. Of course in typical American fashion, this rule has trickled out of the black community and has been adopted by the mainstream. Now you got little yuppie suburban kids doing the same damn thing and scaring their parents to death.

Personally, I've never subscribed to the Black Behavior Rulebook® and prefer to act the way I want to act. Then again, I've been told time and time again that I don't act like a "typical black person" and in this case, I don't mind. "Typical Black person..." what the FUCK is that supposed to mean? Ah, that's another rant for another time... or did I already bitch about that? I forget.