Friday, June 17, 2005

Size doesn't matter!!

I've notice that a lot of women overlook the fact that their man is hung like a pimple because, as they say, size doesn't matter, especially if they love or care for the guy. That sounds all fine and dandy, but when they get in a fight or break up with them the FIRST thing they yap about is his penis size.
They either ridicule him if he has a below average penis or if he's well endowed, they usually refer to it as his ONE saving grace. Example: "Well he was a total asshole and treated me like shit, but at least he had a big cock!"
It's funny how your "great personality" and "lovabilitly" suddenly cease to exist.

Size doesn't matter, my ASS! Women say this to spare their man's ego (if he's puny) or they don't want to sound like some cock hungry whore, but the bottom line is, it DOES matter. No matter how great a person you are, not matter how incredibly wonderful you are, hell, it doesn't matter how rich you are, your penis IS going to be judged and it WILL be talked about. Don't delude yourself into thinking otherwise.

10 comments:

  1. honest girls will tell you they like dicks that arent small. Huge cocks are not what i mean though, you should be alright as long as you're walking around with an average dick.

    Just make sure you fuck her the right way, you know, mix the shit up.

    Also, no matter what, make sure you cum on her.

    -br

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  2. "Also, no matter what, make sure you cum on her."

    Huh? What?? Why???
    That statement needs clarification.

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  3. Size will always matter. Most of the women I've been involved with seem to prefer a medium/average fit (6 1/2 - 7 1/2) over small or gigantic any day.

    8 or more, they'd steer clear of it.

    -K

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  4. I've come to the conclusion i'm set, alots of girls tend to talk saying they wnat big dicks, but when they finally get one they realzie the shits too big and thye cna't enjoy sex cuase it hruts to much. I remember one ex telling me she had a b/f who was so big they just couldn't have sex cuase all she did was cry...cours ei dunno if thats true cause she cried when we had sex..one weird girl.

    -matoki

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  5. vincent, you don't have to be angry that your metal slug is only average sized.
    It's okay, hopefully you'll find your perfect match.
    -zed

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  6. Girls want a nice sized dick like guys want a girl thats not as open as a hallway. It doesnt make you shallow.

    The motion of the ocean is just as important but you dont want a paddleboat in the middle of the atlantic during a thunderstorm.
    If your dick is small then find a girl that loves you for you!! Most girls get alot of shit from you guys and it's not their fault that your dick cant handle them, they have needs too!!

    And yes I have room to talk shit!!

    -x

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  7. you don't need to penetrate her stomach to being her to orgasm. There are other ways of achieving an orgasm.

    -poe

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  8. If your dick is at least 3 inches it's big enough to stimulate a girl into an orgasm

    kaw

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  9. Size does indeed matter, but up for debate is if it's either the width or the length.

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  10. does it matter??? hell yeah!! who wants a corn curls size dick that u cant even feel?! if a woman says that the size dont count shes lying her ass off! and probably has somebody on the side or a big dildo.

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