Weak fools.

Okay speaking of women, I was shooting pool at the Downtown grille with some friends and this one girl just struts right up to us and demands that we let her have the next shot. I don’t even think she was playing us. Anyway, she was wearing this tight tank top and was extremely well endowed. I told her that we were in the middle of a game, but the other guys who were fully hypnotized by her enormous assets, happily said she could join in as they promptly reracked the balls without even finishing the fucking game.

It was so sad seeing these guys trip all over themselves, catering to this bitch, who was rude, obnoxious and overly demanding. Obviously she was used to getting what she wanted and the boys were more than willing to accommodate her. I seemed to be the only one unaffected by her “lures” since I didn’t kiss her ass. One instance she told me, NOT ask, but TOLD me that she was going to move the cue ball for a better shot. When I objected, she actually looked surprised and said “I don’t like you.” I responded with “I don’t care.” It had been a long time since I received a dirty look like the one she gave me. I was expecting her to scream “HOW DARE YOU not let me have MY way!!” and then strike me dead with her massive boob beams. I kind of chuckled at this thought.

I just wish my friends had the same fortitude. I felt like grabbing them and trying to snap them out of it, but I knew they were too far gone. They were like helpless flies trapped in her Double D web of seduction. Why couldn’t they see that they were being played? Why couldn’t they see that she wouldn’t remember who any of them are one after she left? Why were they laughing at her unfunny jokes? WHY did they buy her drinks?? So much for a guy’s night out. Granted, the chick was hot and quite bangable, but there's a lot to be said for personality. I don't care how fucking hot a chick is, if she acts like a stuck up arrogant bitch, I'm not giving her the time of day and I sure as hell wouldn't make a jack ass out of myself to impress her.

Ugh… I lost a lot of respect for my friends after that night, but then again I probably would’ve done the same thing 10 years ago. Thank god my standards have progressed since then.