flee while you still can!!!
There are few things more painful than hearing a couple of yappy women go on about fucking pregnancy. Fraggin' pregnasaurs acting like they're the center of the universe because they're about to squirt out some screaming rug rat. Millions of chicks give birth every freakin' day, it's not that much of a "miracle" so get your big ol' belly out of my face and get off your fucking high horse. So you spread your legs and some shmo injected you with his man juice.... whoopdee fucking doo!
It's painfully obvious that they're pregnant since they're as big as a small country and yet they just feel the need to constantly remind everyone that they are and shove their bloated bellies in everyone's faces for good measure. If this wasn't bad enough, they just HAVE to tell you all about their lovely rituals, ordeals, stories, side effects, etc that goes with being a pregnasaur.
Yeah, I really love to hear about swollen feet, bad gas and morning sickness while I'm trying to eat lunch! Gah!Granted, some pregnoids are pretty cool about their pregnancy and don't lord it over everybody, but these are few and far between. My sister tried doing this while pregnant with her first kid, but a quick push down some stairs took care of that!
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure a lot of you think that I just "don't understand" and will never experience the joys and wonders of pregnancy since I'm just a dumb brute of a man. Well of course I will never understand the joys and wonders of pregnancy! I have a penis! I'll leave that little "privilege” for all you pregnoids and pregnoid wannabes out there. You can have it!
In the meantime, I'll continue to express my discontent for all you annoying knocked up harpies in my own special way and you can do two things: nothing and like it!
Perhaps I'm a traitor to my gender, but I agree with you. Yes, the formation of a tiny person may be miraculous, I'll allow that point. But just because you got yourself knocked up, doesn't make you special or give you the right to blather on about it all day long. So just shut it.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I do hope to have kids one day, but I hope that I won't one of the annoying "pregnoids".
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I hate Pregos. That's my name for annoying pregnant she-bitches. OKAY, so you got some "man juice," as Vincent says, and now you got a screaming whiney midget growing inside you. Whoopdidly do! There are some cool pregnant chicks (or so I hear), but I've yet to find any. In fact, most pregos are just whiney. "Oohh.. I'm pregnant! I can't work!" or "I'm pregnant, get my groceries!" or "I'm pregnant! I need to park next to the REALLY handicapped at Wal-Mart!" BAH.... BOOO PREGOS!!!
ReplyDeleteunless you have actually created a human being and carried it inside your body, you shouldn't comment. trust me ladies, when it's your turn, you'll be an "annoying pregnoid" too. being a walking science experiment isn't loads of fun, so give them a break.
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