Friday, November 11, 2005

Shitty cartoons.


grown men drew this

So...I'm sitting here watching 12 oz. Mouse...TRYING to give it a fair chance, but Jesus Christ Superstar this shit is horrid....it's uglier than a shit-smeared anus with sprinkles. This might be the worst-looking cartoon I've ever seen in life...obviously they made it this ugly on purpose...but still...come on, man. There are 7 year old kids who could likely make a better-looking show. A little off point---the theme music sucks too. Anyway, yeah...I can't even think of anything that's visually worse than this 12 oz. Mouse bullshit.Also on my mind while thinking of this topic --"KONG". It looks slightly worse than the Spiderman cartoon from the mid 90s....and the animation is even worse.Worse than Kong, but still better than 12 oz. Mouse...there's Code Lyoko, which I accidentally saw the other night. The kids look like they have Down Syndrome....those huge ass heads...and that 3d looks like it's straight out of 1993.

Oh then there's the Klasky Csupo cartoons. You know the company that crapped out shit stains like Rug Rats and Real Monsters, etc.
Yeah...those helped in the downfall of Nickelodeon, in my opinion. Rugrats are the ugliest babies I've seen since the Olsen twins back in the day. If my child came out looking like that, I'd leave the hospital....and head on out to Alaska or something...never looking back. Baby Dill was the last straw for me...I was done when that piece of shit was added to the show. He looks like a crackbaby AND a "premie" at the same time. If there was ever a poster child for abortion, then this.... thing was it. Seriously, if I was knocked up with this abomination and I saw it on the ultra sound, I would order the doctor to break out the ol' hoover vaccum and suck the little anti-christ out of me. Hell, fuck it, I'd get a rusty coat hanger and do the job myself!

Then there's Mike, Lu and Og, and Hey Arnold!, where characters actually look retarded for real.

ughh.... the cartoon biz has no talent and too much money. A dangerous combination indeed.

1 comment:

  1. You could do this on the movie industry too. Those jackasses are horrible! Same ole shit over and over and over and over again. BLAH! TOO MUCH MONEY IN SHITTY MOVIES!!!!

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