my spanish teacher
I've discovered that my high school Spanish teacher, Ms. Ball is STILL ALIVE. She is probably the most hateful "human" being I've ever known and looks like Ursula the fucking Sea Witch (see picture) only bigger and she wears glasses. She smokes a pack a day and is in a constant state of rage. She's been around forever, too. She's taught the fucking parents and grandparents of some of my friends! What is this woman?? Why is she still alive?!! What kind of hellspawn created this abomination?!! She should've died decades ago, but she keeps on living!!!!!
Maybe she HAS to be a mean, hateful, fat, self-destructive hag from hell. Maybe it's the only thing keeping her alive. It's like somebody crushed by a boulder, but the boulder is the only thing keeping their body together and if you remove it, you kill the person.
Maybe that's what would happend the minute Ms. Ball made a simple nice gesture?
Who knows? Who the fuck cares!
The only thing that got me through her class had been the knowledged that this hateful, bloated sea bitch of a woman will be dead soon and I would have the distinct pleasure of taking a nice long leak on her grave. Now I'm starting to think that she might actually out live me. That would really piss me off.
Too funny!!
ReplyDeleteWhy is this in the wrong place?
*sigh* Nevermind....
ReplyDeleteEres tu tonto? That is what MY bitch ass Espanol Uno profesora would say to people who couldn't catch on. Ironically she was totally senile and told my mom how much she enjoyed teaching my sister before I was her student (um, I'm the eldest with only a younger brother). Ha who was reeeallly the tonto? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who had an insane spanish teacher! The post brought back some painful memories!
ReplyDeletehah. My spanish teacher hardly ever spoke any english. I'm not sure that she could! She would always go ape shit whenever somebody in class spoke english. I used to think how cool it must be to get paid for speaking your own language.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. I just know she was a real pain in the ass.
*Ray*