Somebody I know really laid into me last night. She told me a lot of things I didn't want to hear. She didn't pull any punches, she didn't back down and she was completely ruthless about it. She made me face some things that I had been denying for months, she made me realize a few things about myself I simply never noticed. She then offered her brand of "advice" with all the subtlety and tact of a sideways broom stick ass rape. Her attacks were precise and devastatingly effective with no wasted motion. It was really a thing of beauty to behold. I feel like my guts were torn apart from the inside out. This is precisely why I consider her a good friend. I couldn't thank her enough. Afterwards, we started talking about Jeffery Dahmer for no good reason and watched Family Guy.
Now if I can just get rid of that certain commercial and song she implanted in my head.
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Oh you poor thing!! Are you okay??? *pat pat*
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm not even going to ask! -_^
ReplyDelete-CR
Jesus, Vinnie. First Elektra, now this. I knew you were some kinda freaky masochist!
ReplyDelete-Jess
I did something similar to a "good friend" of mine last night, maybe not as aggresively though...
ReplyDeleteFunny story I bookmarked your site back in October, but I bookmarked the specific post rather than the whole blog, and I thought you had just stopped posting (I would check in every few weeks or so) but then I figured it out. It only took me 3 months, that's not bad right?!? :)