I read today that the pope is very very sick. This surprised me because I thought he died years ago. Actually he did die years ago and they're just using his body as a corpse puppet! It's true! People have been worshipping some crazy zombie pope for over a decade!
What's the big deal about the fucking pope anyway? Why do people worship this old walking corpse (well I guess he's not walking now) with such vigor? He's just some old dude who lives in a castle and wears a funny hat. Yet people literally kiss the ground he walks on! If he was the actual son of god or some other deity and performed actual miracles I could see the appeal, but he isn't and he doesn't. All he does is yammer on in latin and condones and/or condemns something. Wow. If i saw this old fart walking down the street, I would keep right on walking. I sure as hell wouldn't kneel to this bastard or kiss his fucking ring. Ugh...thinking about this makes my head hurt.
Get well soon, zombie pope!
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I'm of two minds on this:
ReplyDeleteOne, I would love to get close to the pope just so he could give me permission to go into the vaults with all the hidden knowledge.
On the other hand, thinking of all the germs on that ring from all those mouths makes me wig out.
I am so going to hell for laughing at this. 'Zombie pope corpse puppet'. Oh man
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