You just get out of the shower feeling clean, smelling good and refreshed, ready to take on the world. Right after you dry off however, you suddenly have the urge to take a huge dump. We're not talkin your typical slightly above average load, we're talking about a 20 pound monster shitbomb that feels like a litter of hippos is passing through your ass. And the smell...my god the smell! It's so intense that your fire alarm goes off, the downstairs neighbor's dog suddenly starts bleeding from the nose and goes into a seizure so violent it snaps it's own neck, two car alarms go off from the shockwave of funk pulsing from between your ass cheeks and the Terror Alert satus in your vicinity shoots up to RED.
Needless to say that clean and fresh feeling you had moments before is shot to hell. It's now replaced with a horrible feeling as if you crawled ten miles through an open sewer as a thousand birds hover over you, shitting on your head out of spite.
This happened to me the other night.
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ROFL!!! Holy shit that was random!
ReplyDeleteOnce again, I just don't see you making it into the Rocky Top Brigade anytime soon.
ReplyDeleteYou kick ass man.
ReplyDeleteBetter you kicking someone elses ass than someone kicking yours when you're in one of those situations. ^_^
How many teenage fans do you have now? That should tell you something.
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