I was listenting to a friend of mine bitching about all these terrible things that seem to happen to her, particularly her love life and, as the incredibly attentive friend that I am, I listened. Then she asked me why she was such a "shit magnet" when it comes to men. Then I started thinking:
heh.... "shit magnets"... it would be funny to see crap literally following certain people around...the dude walks by, and then you see this little group of sentient turds sneaking around behind him. Then you wonder...just what did he do to piss off a group of turds? Or are the little shits just being assholes for no good reason? Or maybe there's a more sinister agenda going on. And....did they come from him...or someone else?
I ponder such things occassionally.
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I want you to draw me a picture of a guy being stalked by pissed off turds!! *laugh* That would be so cool!
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