Another HATE list

Having the phone ring and no one answer it
I know this have been mentioned before but it holds particularly true at my house. I’ve sat in my room and listened to the phone ring only to walk into the living room and see my brother sitting there as it rang the whole time while it is 5 feet from him sitting in the charger. asshole

People who bitch about anime
Now I happen to like anime. If you don’t it’s cool that’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it, but if I hear one more fucking otaku griping about how some company is gonna be dubbing some anime they beat off to so now it will be garbage I will kick them in the nuts with a vengeance. There are things on the internet called Fansubs where you can download the shit FOR FREE and it won’t be edited other than to add subtitles, so STFU and quit yer bitchin.

People who own Cadillac Escalade’s on spinners
You possess a degree of idiocy that very few can reach. Besides having the worst gas mileage of nearly any car on the road and being a general hazard with how easily they can roll over you have managed to spend what is the annual salary of some people on a shitty car. Kudos, I’m sure you have the money to continue filling up the bath tub of a gas tank this car holds but that is of no concern to you because you needed to buy it since you must compensate for your self image. So look on the bright side you may be balding and have a real medical condition known as “micropenis” but at least your rims are really expensive so people will think that you’re cool.

People who are electronically incompetent
Ok the last time that I went to Best Buy it was to get a computer diagnostic done on my Mom’s computer. I was talking to the tech guy behind the counter and he was telling me about this customer that had come in earlier in the day. Apparently this guy had bought a printer there and had tried to hook it up and then returned it claiming that it doesn’t work. Well the tech guy after questioning him found out that not only does he not own a computer, but he didn’t even plug in the power cord. WTF is wrong with some people?

Fat chicks who wear skimpy clothes
This has also probably been mentioned several times but I must reiterate. I’ve seen some women at the mall who simply should have been slapped by the sales clerk who sold them the article of clothing and told to put it back. It’s look like a god-damn sausage casing on them. You can’t get away with wearing a belly shirt if there are folds in your belly!! I don’t care if you are big and proud of it put some fucking clothes on, you fat skank.


Post Modern Art
My god this is not art and if you think differently then you’re full of shit. It’s just a bunch of squares and then you drew (very poorly I might add) an eye in the center between them. Do you want a fucking cookie or something? Don’t give me that “art is subjective” bullshit either. Now you’re simply making shit up to hide the fact that you’re a hack. It isn’t art if it took you 15 minutes to make, so go learn how to draw and stop trying to compensate for your lack of skill by making shit up.

DVD Stickers
These things are awesome. Not only do I have to wait 20 minutes to try and get this thing off the DVD case so I can actually watch the movie but in scratching and picking at it I get to deface the case of the brand new DVD I just bought.


*people who decelerate, THEN FINALLY get over into the deceleration lane.

Little Kids who ask to many fuckin questions!

People who kiss the corpse at a funeral

People who don't know how to use the internet in 2005!!

People who can't speak proper english but insist on talking to you.


Ladies, Kate Moss isn't top tier hot model anymore, you can stop binging and purging any day now...


Women who can't seem to get it through their heads, that you don't like or want them.

People that call you only to say "Hello" because they're lonely and have nothing to do but waste your time.


Fucking pussies who insult you and then try to convince you they were just kidding when clearly they were not.