So I'm sitting at a stop light on my way to work today and I noticed to my left a car that had a WWJD sticker as well as a Jesus fish, a "Jesus Saves" bumper sticker and a Bush 04 sticker.
I think it was safe to say that this person was conservative Christian.
Anyway, this little old lady was crossing the street,the left turn light was turning yellow when the conservative Christian suddenly guns his car to beat the red light, thus almost running over the little old lady.
I just sat there in disbelief and watched the little old lady freak the fuck out and probably soak her diaper.
I just found it ironic that someone that was so into god and religion and all that would have so much disregard for human life. But then I remembered, since he's obviously been saved by Jesus, maybe he doesn't have to do so. That makes me wonder... if you accept the lord Jesus Christ in your heart and become "saved" does that not give you an eternal get out of jail free card? So theoretically, I could kill a bunch of five year olds, sell their skins on ebay and I would still get into heaven. Sounds like a sweet deal to me, but I digress.
What Would Jesus Do in a situation like that? I'm not sure, but I'm fairly certain he wouldn't run down an old woman to beat a stop light.
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He'd probably piss a bunch of people off then get crucified.
ReplyDeleteI know what you're saying though. Too many people see Jesus as "The Saviour" instead of "The Guide". Which of course translates to "It's all good, Jesus has my back so I can do whatever to whoever", as opposed to "(Hmm WWJD... alright, I'll try to manifest love and compassion in my daily actions)".
Isn't it funny that it's always these hardcore christians/hypocrites (sp?) that are also VERY pro Bush/America? I always found that odd.
-poe
*laugh* You so need to come over to my side.
ReplyDeleteBUSH IS RUNNING IN 05?!!! WTF?!!
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He would get pulled over by the cops for being black and be arrested for both his lack of a driver's license and his possession of mind-altering substances, namely marijuana.
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That guy was definitely NOT saved by Jesus. Aren't you forgetting the 19th commandment?
ReplyDelete"Thou shalt not put faggoty bumber stickers on thy auto, thy neighbor's auto, or thy wife's plump ass."
As I recall, the prescribed punishment for breaking that one is being forced to watch "Veggie Tales" until they repent.
...seriously.
That guy was definitely NOT saved by Jesus. Aren't you forgetting the 19th commandment?
ReplyDelete"Thou shalt not put faggoty bumber stickers on thy auto, thy neighbor's auto, or thy wife's plump ass."
As I recall, the prescribed punishment for breaking that one is being forced to watch "Veggie Tales" until they repent.
...seriously.
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