A very disgusting drive to work today.

Okay this morning was probably the most disgusting experiences I have ever had while going to work.
It all started when I was stopped at a traffic light and I noticed the driver behind me ramming his finger into his nose like a jack hammer. Some leprechaun mother fucker must've stuck his loot up there because this shit head was digging for gold.
I haven't seen anyone this tenacious since my ex tried to stab me with a letter opener. When he finally dislodged his digit from his shnozz, I quickly turned away in fear that he might witness him "tasting" his newfound victory and that would have made me "taste" my breakfast.

Oh but it doesn't end there. A couple more miles down the road at yet another stop light, I see some hippie chick fixing her nappy ass hair in the rear view and when she raised her arms, I noticed that she had been carrying two shrubs under them. When I looked closer I realized that it wasn't shrubbery at all, but it was her arm pit hair!! Good god the I nearly went blind after seeing that mass of tangled hippie arm pit hair. What the fuck, man! I can tolerate a little peach fuzz on a chick, I mean everyone forgets to shave every now and then, but there's a fucking limit! I mean you could make dread locks out of this chick's pit hair! Stupid ass vegan, tree hugging, no bath taking, hemp wearing, pot smoking hippie trash! Go back to Europe with that shit! We don't want any of that in the good 'ol U-S of A by god!


Oh the fun continues on my merry drive to work. I saw some dude beside me trying to give himself a lobotomy by sticking his finger into his ear as far as it could possibly go. When he finally pulled it out, it looked like he had pulled a good chunk of his brain along with it. Dude could've given a Brazilian wax to the entire Olympic swim team with the amount of ear shit on his finger.That wasn't the nastiest part however, the worst part was when he actually sniffed the big glob of ear shit and wiped it on his dashboard!!! FUCK!


Oh yeah, then there was the fucking spitter who seem to spit up more and more of his lung with each expectoration. Fortunately I was almost at work so I didn't have to endure the fucktard for long.

I'm not feeling very clean right now. It's like a dirt that just won't come off. The flashbacks aren't helping either. Bleh... disgusting.

Serves me right for paying attention to the people around me.