Fucking racist board games!!

I always hated the commercials for board games back in the day. They'd be playing some fast-paced music, as all the kids are ferociously slamming down their board pieces. Then at the end, the little white boy would jump up, pump his arms up into the air, and exclaim "I WIN!!" This happened for just about every single board game commercial, without fail.

This always bothered me for two reasons.

1. Board games aren't that exciting, you aren't that pumped cause you connected four, sit your punk ass down.

2. Why was he always white? Why can't a brotha win for once? You know how fucking closet racist that was, the little white boy wins the game of Life? He might as well have turned to the other kids and said "Haha, you all fail at life. Now woman, get in the kitchen and make my biscuits, little negro boy wash the dishes for her, and you, Mexican't, get to mowing my lawn!"

I have a theory about the white dude always winning ang being excited. The white kid has the game but sucks. He always gets raped whenever he plays his other friends who have the gave. So what is he to do to get that first win? He goes to the hood grabs Tyrone and plays him. Of course Tyrone has never seen this shit and has no clue what's going on, so he loses. The white kid gets his first win thus the I WIN!!! Tyrone is still sitting thinking "WTF!?!?!" Then Tyrone steals the game so he can get better, brings it back before the parents press charges, and then kicks the white kid's ass, they just don't televise that shit. It's cool though the revolution won't be televised either.

Oh it's true.