Okay so I meet a friend of mine at a local pool joint to catch up on some old times, but unbeknownst to me, she decided to play matchmaker and bring along her little friend to "meet". He logic was since we were both web designers we would be perfect for each other.
At first I was highly annoyed with this ambush cupid bullshit, but it turned out that this girl, whose name is Dawn was pretty cool after all and had a good head on her shoulders. The flow of conversation was fluid and constant with no awkward silences.
Physically she wasn't my type, but I figured that I had a cool new friend to hang out at least and it was pretty nice to chill with a fellow designer.
Dawn invited me to hang out with her and a friend on Thursday to which I agreed even though they were going to do the clubbing thing at some places I usually try to avoid, but what the hell... she was cool so it wouldn't be too unbearable right?
FUCKING WRONG!!!
This is when Dawn's true colors came out. Over a period of one hour, she went from being this witty, intelligent, goal orientated professional to a loud, obnoxious, bubbly, dumb ass who downed vodka shots by the dozen.
I also found out that she was quite a regular in the clubs since all the bouncers and bartenders knew her by name, but they didn't act like they were overjoyed to see her. They gave a "here she is again" vibe.
Anyway, the night wasn't a total loss, I met a couple of cool guys there and there were a lot of lovely ladies to gawk at, but it was kind of hard to talk to any of them when there was pudgy drunken loud mouth standing beside me, throwing the ol' cock block all night.
There was some relief to the misery when she would disappear to flirt with some random guy she knew and it gave me time to slip away and do my thing, but like some demented drunken blood hound, the bitch always tracked me down! No surprise since I was in her territory.
Finally I had enough and was ready to go and coincidentally that's when the clubs started shutting down. I said a quick good bye to her and her friend and got the hell outta Dodge.
Well the pain doesn't end there. Be sure to read DAWN OF THE DEAD part 2!
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